This Could Be
The
Scariest Thing On The
Web
Okay, sure.
Opposites Attract
(whatever!)
But can you imagine Rush Limbaugh Skronking Sandra Bernhard?
I didn't think so.
Couples From Hell
Now, get a mental picture of these
couples in the sack.
(or the floor, or bent over the oven, or tied
naked to the chandelier whilst one of them, wearing
skis...oh, never mind.)
Abe Vigoda & Monica Lewinsky
Buster Poindexter & Amy Grant
Warren Christopher &
RuPaul
Axl Rose & Betty White
Moesha & Steve Forbes
George Will & Lisa Whelan
Rob Lowe & Pat
Schroeder
Barbara Bush & Adam Sandler
O.J. Simpson & Martha
Stewart
John Walsh & Susan Smith
Butterfly McQueen &
Slash
Pat Nixon & Howard Stern
Alicia Silverstone &
Rodney Dangerfield
Kofe Annan & Pamela Lee
Billy Ray Cyrus &
Diamanda Galas
Marilyn Vos Savant & Pauly Shore
Jesse Helms & Annie
Sprinkle
Rick James & Kathie Lee Gifford
Mona & Wellington
Good Lord, That Was Odd.
GO BACK TO THE HOMEPAGE
Sheesh, Belvedere and Bainbridge think of
some strange shit. I've had enough.