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Wham! You're Under Arrest! Ya Big Perv!

George, George, George!

Do you really think it was a GOOD IDEA
to get caught fondling your johnson in a mens' room?

Who are you, PeeWee Herman?

Don't celebrities have HOMES where they can do this stuff?


Please cut a new album...we suggest remakes:


Soothe Yourself  -  Luscious Jackson 

Takin' Care Of Business  -  Bachman-Turner Overdrive

All By Myself  -  Eric Carmen

Shakin'  -  Eddie Money

I Started Something I Couldn't Finish -  The Smiths

The Stroke  -  Billy Squier 

ANYTHING BY:  The Firm 

Beat It - Michael Jackson

One (Is The Loneliest Number)  - 3 Dog Night

I Alone  -  Live

(S)he Bop  -  Cyndi Lauper

Let's Hear It For The Boy  - Deneice Williams
(Nice aim, ace!) 

Hold On, I'm Comin'  -  Sam and Dave

Here Comes Your Man  - The Pixies

We Got The Beat  -  The Go-Go's

Norwegian Wood  -  The Beatles
(heh heh...she said wood)

Turning Japanese  -  Vapors

Strokin'  -  Clarence Carter

Alone Again, Naturally  -  Gilbert O' Sullivan

I Want MY Sex  -  George Michael

I Got Plenty O' Nuttin  - George Gershwin
(I love a Gershwin tune...how about you?)

In My Room  -  The Beach Boys

Slow Hand  -  Pointer Sisters

The Lemon Song  -  Led Zeppelin 
Longview  -  Green Day 
(just go listen to them)

Divine Hammer  -  The Breeders

Shoot Your Shot  -  Jr Walker & the All Stars 

Bop Til' You Drop  -  The Ramones

I Don't Even Know Myself  -  The Who
(ahhhhh...biblically?)

In A Lonely Place  -  New Order 

Dancing With Myself  - Billy Idol

Vaseline  -  Elastica 
Gel  -  Collective Soul
(all you need is lube...hey..didn't the Beatles sing that?)

Are You Lonesome Tonight?  -  Elvis

The Beat  -  Elvis Costello

Strokin' In the Boys' Room  -  Brownsville Station
(yes, I know it's supposed to be "smokin'")

Hit Me With Your Best Shot  -  Pat Benatar   


Heh Heh.  Euuuuw.

(thanks to TK7400 and tdrinker and Lauri and Bainbridge for the help!)
 



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